August 20, 2016

  • Simaudio Mind 180, Part 7

    When I entered college, I started hearing about this phenomenon or urban legend called the "Freshman Fifteen." You see, during your freshman year, you are expected to put on at least 15 pounds. First of all, freshmen are still growing teenagers. Freshmen may or may not take PE or play sports. Freshmen dine on fast food and gorge themselves in the all-you-can-eat buffet-style dining halls. Many drink alcohol, then compound that by not getting enough sleep. Girls get pregnant.

    During one of my dorm's Friday night meetings in the lounge, the faculty broached the subject of maintaining your health. One skinny girl, who probably weighed 100 pounds, was okay with hypothetically gaining 15 pounds.
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    After the meeting was over, I went with my friend Susan and her roommate to their room. The fulsome roommate shed her clothes (to get ready to take a shower), pinched her sides, and said she needed to lose, not gain, 15 pounds.
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    I didn't put the Simaudo Mind 180 on a scale, but it is small and lightweight. I don't think it weighs any more than a few pounds. Including the feet, the Mind 180 is about 2.875" tall.
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    While sifting through her closet, the roommate raised her arm(s). She complained that if she were to put on 15 pounds, it would go to her midsection. She lamented that none would go to her boobs.
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    Not including the rear connectors, the Mind 180 measures 6.25" deep. Sounds kinky, but isn't.